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Breaking: Bacon and Muffins Disappear

posted by NCommander on Tuesday April 01 2014, @07:59PM   Printer-friendly
from the staff-released-from-mind-control dept.
Just as quickly as they arrived, our food-based overlords have vanished. The only remains appear to be a dirty frying pan, and and a discarded muffin wrapper. No notification from either the corn muffin or the bacon bloc have been found leading many to suspect foul play. Free of their enslavement, the staff of SoylentNews has restored the site to its previous name and glory, with statements like that "no, we haven't sold out" and "we didn't say that, it was that damn muffin".

In other news, NCommander has returned to his position as head of the site. When asked where he went, all he could say is "I had a really good breakfast".
 
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  • (Score: 4, Interesting) by Tork on Tuesday April 01 2014, @08:34PM

    by Tork (3914) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @08:34PM (#24539)
    I just wanted to say thank you to everybody. This is the first April Fool's I've spent on a site running slashcode where it wasn't a non-stop bitch-fest. Instead it was fun! Thanks everybody, you represented Soylent News well.
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  • (Score: 2) by TheGratefulNet on Tuesday April 01 2014, @09:32PM

    by TheGratefulNet (659) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @09:32PM (#24556)

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  • (Score: 1) by Hawkwind on Tuesday April 01 2014, @09:56PM

    by Hawkwind (3531) on Tuesday April 01 2014, @09:56PM (#24562)

    Verily, I only saw one person complaining about lousy day lite.

    Now if only my family could go light on April Fools Day