Greetings Soylentils! This is your captain and overlord of editors Dopefish speaking, with an exciting announcement.
I'm pleased to announce that we have two freshly minted editors added to our team here at SoylentNews and their handles are janrinok and girlwhowaspluggedout. They have demonstrated a passion for the site through their submissions and contributions via comments.
With these new additions to our editorial staff, we will keep pushing the site to new heights and help increase the number of quality submissions that post to the main page for all to see and enjoy. Furthermore, janrinok and girlwhowaspluggedout are based out of France and Israel, respectively, which should both improve editor coverage during the hours when the Americas are asleep and, more significantly, help us post news that appeals to international members of our community.
Thank you all for your continued interest in SoylentNews and keep up the good fight! This is Dopefish signing off.
~Dopefish
[ED Note: "Per the feedback reflected in the comments, I changed any mentions of 'audience' to 'the community', which better reflects who we are."]
(Score: 5, Funny) by tlezer on Friday February 28 2014, @03:10PM
I, for one, welcome our new editor overlords
(Score: 3, Funny) by girlwhowaspluggedout on Friday February 28 2014, @04:06PM
Soylent is the best disinfectant.
(Score: 1) by sbgen on Friday February 28 2014, @04:13PM
I could help you but read my sig.
Warning: Not a computer expert, but got to use it. Yes, my kind does exist.
(Score: 1) by cwix on Friday February 28 2014, @04:34PM
What share of the sugar do I get?
(Score: 1) by DECbot on Friday February 28 2014, @07:33PM
Will you be conducting regular blood sugar tests to ensure we aren't stealing product?
If not, I'm the guy you're looking for!
(Score: 3, Funny) by SMI on Saturday March 01 2014, @03:56AM
Sounds like a sweet job!
(Score: 1) by Yow on Friday February 28 2014, @05:59PM
I was waiting for this comment to pop up...
(Score: 3) by Geotti on Friday February 28 2014, @06:05PM
FTFY. (Yay!)