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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Ethanol-fueled on Tuesday March 25 2014, @01:10PM

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Tuesday March 25 2014, @01:10PM (#21062) Journal

    See subject line. Spring here in Southern California marks the beginning of mating season as well as a fresh influx of dumb horny rich girls from Michigan and Massachusetts looking to cheat on their boyfriends back home -- and aside of all that, using OK Cupid as my personal bordello.

    Other accomplishments include being accepted into CSU and intimidating my obnoxious loud dope-fiend deadbeat-dad next-door neighbor whom I call "fuckhead" into silence and vacating the premises for good. As the saying goes, you never shit where you eat.

    As for Soylent News, well, It's Trollin' Time!

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 27 2014, @09:12AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 27 2014, @09:12AM (#22024)

    Good luck in your attempts to finally lose your virginity. Maybe this is the year?

    • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 27 2014, @11:39AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 27 2014, @11:39AM (#22091)

      doubtful

      • (Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Sunday March 30 2014, @01:38AM

        by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Sunday March 30 2014, @01:38AM (#23065) Journal

        In your face, scum. [tinypic.com]

        Written on my chest is "Ethanol (heart) Soylent," with the "a" written backwards accidentally because mirror. You can see that, since my chest was so sweaty, "Ethanol" came out okay but the other stuff started to face because even Sharpie doesn't write well on sweaty skin.

        In Yo' face!

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 01 2014, @05:32PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 01 2014, @05:32PM (#24471)

          you should save up and buy a doll that does the work for you