Check between the legs, if there are dangle bits it's a male. Although, I've heard some members of the "Boss" species can suck their genitals up into their bodies to prevent reproductive damage during long winded battles, more commonly known as "meetings".
-- "Now we know", "And knowing is half the battle". -G.I. Joooooe
I think HR would like to have a word with you about your approach to gender Identification. Basic retraining is in order and please remember that a simple "are you male or female" will suffice. Please report by 12 AM to room 103. Thank you.
-- The more things change, the more they look the same
That's not proof. They can fashion artificial "dangly bits" to make a woman look like a man, but sorry, Bradley (or whatever he changed his name to) has a Y chromosome so he's still a man, with or without "dangly bits". If you have no Y chromosome, you are not "da man". And so far they haven't found a way to change your Ys to Xes or vice-versa.
Of course, it could be said the "woman" is a contraction for "womb man" (except "Loretta" will never have a womb). "Where's the baby going to gestate??" In that case I guesss a woman coule be "da man".
(Score: 2, Funny) by Vanderhoth on Sunday February 16 2014, @12:36PM
"Now we know", "And knowing is half the battle". -G.I. Joooooe
(Score: 1) by umafuckitt on Monday February 17 2014, @09:34AM
I'm pretty sure my boss is male, but how can I be certain?
(Score: 3, Informative) by Vanderhoth on Monday February 17 2014, @09:40AM
Check between the legs, if there are dangle bits it's a male. Although, I've heard some members of the "Boss" species can suck their genitals up into their bodies to prevent reproductive damage during long winded battles, more commonly known as "meetings".
"Now we know", "And knowing is half the battle". -G.I. Joooooe
(Score: 1) by umafuckitt on Monday February 17 2014, @09:52AM
Ok, cheers! I'll get my flashlight and caving gear and have a rummage around up there to see what's present.
(Score: 1) by bucc5062 on Monday February 17 2014, @11:54AM
The more things change, the more they look the same
(Score: 1) by Vanderhoth on Monday February 17 2014, @12:10PM
Because askin your boss if they're male or female would be less insulting. XD
Face it, if you have to check, or ask, you're fired.
What if my building doesn't have a room 103?
"Now we know", "And knowing is half the battle". -G.I. Joooooe
(Score: 1) by lhsi on Wednesday February 19 2014, @11:42AM
Is that training conducted by Professor Oak?
(Score: 1) by mcgrew on Wednesday February 19 2014, @03:06PM
That's not proof. They can fashion artificial "dangly bits" to make a woman look like a man, but sorry, Bradley (or whatever he changed his name to) has a Y chromosome so he's still a man, with or without "dangly bits". If you have no Y chromosome, you are not "da man". And so far they haven't found a way to change your Ys to Xes or vice-versa.
Of course, it could be said the "woman" is a contraction for "womb man" (except "Loretta" will never have a womb). "Where's the baby going to gestate??" In that case I guesss a woman coule be "da man".
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