All about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"
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(Score: 2) by chromas on Thursday May 08 2014, @04:19AM
My life was turned upside down once; then I found God. You know what he told me? "Use hosts, my son. A nice hosts file and MyCleanPC will turn things around and bring your life back into shape. And here, have 200TB of LEDs plugged directly into AC." And so it was that I looked up to the heavens and Jesus, son of Zod, poured hot grits upon mine pants and wished me a happy Hanukkah from the Golden Girls. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of beta, the neverending hot grits giveth me hope that one day I will come upon Natalie Portman or maybe Alexandra Daddario from the Yellowbook ads where she plays a psycho bitch, and she shall scream unto the heavens, "I can't see! Goddammit, you got it in my eye, asshole!" —Colossians 2:16-18